Greetings, my friends, and welcome to the second post of What have we here? Please, please, contain your excitement, unless you are planning to heat my cup of coffee by shouting. This is a daunting task, as it would take 8 years 7 months to do. A better way of exercising (although it does not use your lungs) would be to bang your head against the wall. In an hour, you will have burnt around 150 calories. However, this may make you similar to a starfish, in that it has no brain. There is a drink here in Colombia that is delicious and chocolaty, and is called milo. It reminds me of drinking warm milk with vanilla and nutmeg back home... Although up you should never inject the nutmeg intravenously, as it is extremely poisonous if you do this. The carpet in the gaming room here is red. An unusual color for a carpet, but in a house that I percieve as modern, perhaps not. The shade of this color red reminds me of blood, which your heart is capable of shooting 30 feet. Venus is also a shade of orange-ish red, and is the only planet in the solar system to rotate clockwise. Sometimes the lighting in the house can be very bad, and at other times very good. It is strange how our, or at least my, brain perceives ripples in the fifth dimension as what we call "light". Again, my friends, I thank you for interpreting this collection of lines and curves as meaningful information. And remember, if you are perchance reading this in 2082, make sure the robot overlords don't discover you!
Joke of the Day: In which action are you alive at the start, alive at the end, and yet die in the process?
Answer: Quantum teleportation!
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